Things I've Learned In College

So, I've learned some things out of the classroom about college that I would like to share with you all.  It is everything that I have gathered now that my first semester is ending in a month! So here we go!

1. Just because there are quiet hours during the week, and common courtesy hours 24/7, doesn't mean people are going to follow them.  So thank you so much people who think it's fun to bang on my door at 2 am like there is a fire. when in fact you are just being annoying and/or drunk.
2. Even though you think writing/drawing penises on people's white boards is funny, others will not find it funny at all.  Thus they will report your act.
3. Putting a fake bloody hand print of the door or the girl's bathroom was festive and funny (kinda), if the culprit does not fess up the entire floor will need to pay $100 in maintenance. Which I don't understand it wasn't detrimental damage, all it takes to take off is spray and a paper towel...
4. There are still teacher's pets, enough said
5. There are still those people who make a big scene about their good grade, I'm sorry I got a 98 on my essay and I didn't brag to the class...ZING!
6. The boys side of the dorm smells so bad that you will want to vomit...literally I have gagged walking down their hall.
7. You're in college, teachers are NOT going to hold your hand, you have to study on your own, please don't argue with the teacher because we did not go over the word "nar".
8. Ladies, just because we are all girls, doesn't make it OK to leave feminine product wrappers and applicators on the bathroom floor. Sincerely, Extremely Grossed Out.
9. Just because the walls are made of concrete doesn't mean the doors are, no one wants to hear you having sex.  Quite frankly, it was disturbing that I could hear you from 2 doors down....
10. The definition of poor in college, it being completely out of quarters to do your laundry.  You get ghetto.  You take a $20 bill cash it into all ones, then stand at the vending machines putting the dollar in and then pressing coin return.
11. Getting a washer and a dryer is basically a fight.  You may have a washer but you need to go down the the laundry room 10 minutes before the load is done.  Then you pick a dryer that is empty and sit on it until you can switch the loads.  There's a whole system.

Well that's all I can think of, CMAs are on so gottta go